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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Cryptic Post 1 of..........


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Monday, August 07, 2006

Testosterone Laden Rants and Raves

****Coming Soon****




Stay Tuned.....

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Traditional

First of the month post...

Football is coming...I am stoked. I had an in-depth conversation with Touchdown Jesus over wine about the state of Notre Dame Football. He told me that the Irish will win the national championship this year.


Are you doubting Touchdown Jesus?

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Surprise!

A member of NSYNC is gay...WHAT!...it can't be. Seriously, I am about as surprised to hear this as I was when I found out Charlie Brown from out of town was Jimmy Valiant. It is funny that Lance Bass campaigned so hard ( no Pun intended) to go to space..he really wanted to be an ASStronaut. (pun intended)

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Saturday, July 01, 2006

It's a New Month

Time for some changes....

I decided to clean up my side bar a tad bit. If you notice there is a new section called "Support Internet Writers." Visit the links, there really is some great writing out there. If you are a writer and would like for me to post a link to your site email me @ john.doe.valentino@gmail.com.

Just a little of what I have been up to:

I have slowly been working on a comic. I am keeping the name under wraps for now.

I have decided to revive The Church of the Holy Vagina. I am going to take a different direction with it this time. Hopefully it will go live this month.

And finally to the guy that emailed me about reviewing your game...I am going to do that this weekend. I have been there, played it and enjoyed it. Look for that in the next day or so.

Have a happy and safe 4th and remember keep the sparklers an arm's length away from your eyebrows.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Queer Eye For the Superhero

I saw Superman Returns last night. I have a few comments...


Superman doesn't really fly, he PeterPan floats.

Lex Luther is not the villain that Superman fights with...he is fighting with coming to terms with his homosexuality.

Here is my review.


GAY!

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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

666

So bad things are supposed to happen today......


Well, considering the true number of the beast is 616, I highly doubt that the antichrist will show up at your door today unless you really hate Jehovah's Witnesses. Slayer is also putting out a new CD today, so I guess if you hate Slayer that's a bad thing. \M/ Probably the worst thing that will happen is the pizza guy rings your doorbell and he is 15 minutes late with your pizza. That's Hell!

Have a good Devil's Day everyone and I will celebrate this day by enjoying a viewing of The Omen this evening. See you heathens there......

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